The real Kinja is the memes we post along the way.

I regret that I have only one star to give.

Because the first thing that white supremacists do in the morning, after pouring a slug of bourbon into their cornflakes, is turn on “The View”.

Planet of the Apes - It was earth.

“Big deal.  Now do it twice in one inning.” (Fernando Tatis Sr.)

Racism is an anathema to what my personal brand strives for

Your low number of stars is a travesty. I legit LOLed. +1 stuffed crust

PRetty good. I’m impressed.

The rest of them will just shout into the void then move on to complain about whoever beat him.

I was open to Biden for the simple fact that I felt he had one of the best chances to beat the Mango Menace. I’m no longer open to him for the opposite reason. The merits of the situation (whether related to his behavior or his actual politics/policy) are, sadly, secondary to that simple realpolitik consideration.…

That’s conjuring the moral demons of the universe to punish one’s enemies The Right Way™.

Agree with all this... but some of the teenagers are actually baseball players. They should be required by law to see Bull Durham.

That definitely would have been “nice”r of him.

It breaks my heart every time I ask a teenager if he/she has seen the movie “Bull Durham.” They almost always say no.

[squints] “They’re playing basketball, right?”

Indiana Jones and the Best Words

Me in college:

“Dude, you shoulda just called me. I coulda hooked you up in two minutes.”

If life is fair, the Trump Library will consist of a placard above a urinal inside an interstate rest area in Mississippi.