Best dipshit athlete story I have heard in a while. I salute you. (I live in Mississippi, where Will Clark played college ball, and this story rings perfectly true.)

Damnit. I had Danny Ferry in this month’s ‘Which D-List Celebrity Will Use the N-Word’ pool.

That’s cool.  I’m actually going to be there twice in the next five weeks... later this month en route to Chicago on a family trip... and then I’m headed to a harmonica convention there (yep) in August. I’ve played at some of the clubs near the stadium and have always had a good time.

Good to know.  I’ve rarely visited since I left but will be there twice in the next month or so.

I’ve been a Cardinals fan since birth (lived in StL County until I was nine).  It gets harder and harder every year. The fact that I live in a part of the country that’s even more MAGA than StL County doesn’t help.

This may be semantic nitpicking to some, but I’m not crazy about the emerging theme of Scott Pruitt being “scandal-ridden.”  He was, of course, but the entire Trump Administration is one long, ongoing scandal. Singling out Pruitt for his “scandals” makes it look like he wasn’t of a piece with Trump and his mob, when…

I seriously LOLed at this.

“I REALLY DON’T CARE IF THEY EAT CAKE BUT LET THEM.”

I doubt it...so far Trump has struck me as the most humorless man to occupy the Oval Office since Calvin Coolidge.

Fuck off right into the Grand Canyon, Stephen.

Thanks so much for this piece. It is spot on. I wanna see America’s long-form apology for the way my President was treated for eight years, culminating in the election of a racist grifter who never did an honest day’s work in his life.

O Canada
I offer thee this turd
And all of you
Respond with not a word
Right there on the floor, would you like some more, there is more where that came from
It’s a stinky one, but it’s lots of fun, and—by the way—hockey is dumb
God, keep our floor streaked with brown debris
O Canada, I give this turd to thee
O Canada, I give…

Tampa played like sauteed ass last night.

+1 sore right arm

I was looking for the good band photos? You didn’t post any of those.

If (and only if) the forest is on fire, then yes.

Beschloss, quoting Bob Hope in 1944: “You know the dollar Washington threw across the Potomac? Well, I saw Morgenthau on his hands and knees looking for it.”

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