Fuck off right into the Grand Canyon, Stephen.

Thanks so much for this piece. It is spot on. I wanna see America’s long-form apology for the way my President was treated for eight years, culminating in the election of a racist grifter who never did an honest day’s work in his life.

O Canada
I offer thee this turd
And all of you
Respond with not a word
Right there on the floor, would you like some more, there is more where that came from
It’s a stinky one, but it’s lots of fun, and—by the way—hockey is dumb
God, keep our floor streaked with brown debris
O Canada, I give this turd to thee
O Canada, I give…

Tampa played like sauteed ass last night.

+1 sore right arm

I was looking for the good band photos? You didn’t post any of those.

If (and only if) the forest is on fire, then yes.

Beschloss, quoting Bob Hope in 1944: “You know the dollar Washington threw across the Potomac? Well, I saw Morgenthau on his hands and knees looking for it.”

wedontlikeyoueither

Don Jr.?

I assume he’ll find God again if you put a gun to his head. Hey, wait...

Bark twice!

You deserve a galaxy of stars for this but you’ll have to settle for

Inject this straight into my eyeball, please.

Thanks much. Your comment has the right stuff.

“I do not care if Jesus Himself dropped an F bomb in a CLOSED MEETING.”

uh, no

I wrote a little song about this very thing.