And again, I say that he wasn’t trying to illustrate the point in a linear way. But you can keep doubling down on not getting the joke if you want.

No, he was playing with the metaphor to make a joke, and you took the idea of the metaphor too literally.

Metaphor: It’s What’s for Dinner™

“not good for baseball”? What could that even possibly mean in this context? Brady Anderson nailed it, man.

“The rich get richer, the poor get the picture”

The interview then devolved into something about a threesome with Huey Lewis and Michael J. Fox.

Who does Cuomo think he is, Mr. Big?

What a lame comment. I can’t imagine the crippling shame Theismann must be feeling from the vicious hits he’s taking for these remarks.

Your illegitimate father must be so proud. +1

Not only did UVa lose in hilarious fashion... they were so darn cavalier about it.

This is pure, uncut genius. And I mean that in the most far-right-masquerading-as-center-right way possible. Bigger fool, indeed.

Came here to say this. Agree with the OP about the other stuff, but Tropic Thunder was a parody of Hollywood dumbness, not an endorsement.

“Randall Cunningham? Who’s that?”

and an obstruction of justice to be named later

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Magnificent. Your Amish ex-wife would be proud (to be between that rock and hard place).

Uh, but the Vikings already have at least one, arguably two or three QBs who can do the same.

+1 slap shot

+ 1 Mr. Roper