Your illegitimate father must be so proud. +1

Not only did UVa lose in hilarious fashion... they were so darn cavalier about it.

This is pure, uncut genius. And I mean that in the most far-right-masquerading-as-center-right way possible. Bigger fool, indeed.

Came here to say this. Agree with the OP about the other stuff, but Tropic Thunder was a parody of Hollywood dumbness, not an endorsement.

“Randall Cunningham? Who’s that?”

and an obstruction of justice to be named later

If Obama had ever said anything remotely like “Take the guns first, go through due process second,” there would be flaming barricades going up on every street corner in Texas and Georgia.

Magnificent. Your Amish ex-wife would be proud (to be between that rock and hard place).

Uh, but the Vikings already have at least one, arguably two or three QBs who can do the same.

+1 slap shot

+ 1 Mr. Roper

OMG, fingers AND toes crossed

You sure you aren’t talking about the Minnesota Twins? or maybe BOTH?

So you’re saying it’s “no good”?

Not bad for someone who got beaten up a lot as a child, eh?

I don’t pretend to understand this but I love it

Not enough in Minneapolis, either

Two’s company, three’s a crowd

a.k.a. “Happy Birthday, Mr. President: Trump Edition”