They left out one of the “rituals” in his arsenal.

Otherwise known as “Roethlisberger’s Law”.

The reporters then captured footage of Trump “morphing”:

I read that three times trying to figure out who the “jobs magnate” is before realizing what they meant. Jiminy christmas.

When in doubt, play to your base. Same as it ever was.

He’s already got a bitch.

I love capitalism. I love america. I love Trump. MAGA election 2018

$1000 is not insignificant to someone in the working class struggling to make ends meet.

A mere 45 seconds of that “Puddy Tat” video and I want to throw my soul into a black hole.

I had a colonoscopy recently. At least I lost weight. On the other hand, just 45 seconds of that “Puddy Tat” video made me lose all hope.

I’d bet a shiny silver dollar that Ivanka cheats on Jared relentlessly.

You base your assertion that Harding was not involved in the attack on... what? Please support your assertion by citing verifiable facts.

Boner found mowing his lawn while knocking back Makers a better prospect than herding a group of stupid cats that also includes a smaller number of - pissed off and stupid cats.

I’ve now seen it 3 times.... and I have to say it’s gotten worse with each viewing. I still can’t quite believe what they actually put on screen....

You’re the hero we don’t deserve. I mean that as a compliment. Here, take your fucking star.

This is a bad opinion and you should flush your face down the toilet.

See Megyn Kelly.

And in turn, I give you my gratitude!

on a Deadspin message board all day that nobody looks at?

“Moralistic Republican politician engages in hypocritical behavior”