“Frankly, it’s an agreement I have no problem with...but I have a problem with the deal they signed because as usual they made a bad deal.” It is unclear to whom Trump refers when he says “they.”

You seem boringly and willfully ignorant. I trust you’ll grow up sometime soon.

You seem nice. I would like to subscribe to your podcast.

Pretty close.

How cold is it in Stalingrad today? Are you wearing a parka?

So, what’s your favorite vodka, Mr. Trollbot?

You Russian trollbots are getting more natural-sounding all the time!

In the case of our current universe/situation, where a mango-flavored dishrag is President, I believe the Strong Misanthropic Principle is at work.

Would an Oprah presidency be much better than a Trump presidency? Almost certainly

Was he ejected before or after he told Jake Tapper to put the lotion in the basket?

You ARE paying their salary in the system you claim to prefer, dumbass! You would just pay it in the form of higher prices!

What you are actually saying is “I am well aware of the customs in this country, and I choose to take advantage of those customs to award myself what is, in fact, a de facto 20% discount on all of my meals, coffee, etc. I do this at the expense of those who provide these items to me and their ability to earn a living…

No. No. Just no. For the love of God, NO.

Jeeeez. Cool it on the Red Scare shit.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: there is NOBODY more full of shit than a sports blogger with a hot take. Nobody. Well, maybe Donald Trump or Roy Moore, but that’s it. Or anyone who voted for them.

With her and Trump and the impending mutual recriminations that are sure to occur, we have the “I’m rubber, you’re glue” equivalent of the irresistible force meeting the immovable object. I’m looking forward to it.

I’m reminded of the case of the late Mississippi bluesman RL Burnside, who went up before a judge for murder. The story goes that the judge said, “RL, did you kill that man?” and he responded:

“Detox Your Mood Coffee Enema” is my favorite Radiohead album.

I highly recommend saving this image (from the new Mississippi Civil Rights Museum that just opened) for use in arguing with these idiots:

Dial-up economics! Graded 14.4 on the Laffer Curve!