P.S. The reference also works extremely well for Sarah Huckabee Sanders or Kellyann Conway.

I can’t balance a checkbook, but at least I’ve got this.

Just look at those cold, dead eyes. It’s like they’re possessed by IT from A Wrinkle In Time.

That played a part... but basically I just hate the Braves.

Black kids get kicked off of their athletic teams for protesting the anthem, and it’s no big deal. But the right to post flyers like has to be protected, lest we slide into totalitarianism. Right. Fuck the First Amendment. It’s bullshit, and it always has been...

Just want to thank you for this brilliant explanation. I learned a lot.

Nope... your existence is meaningless but you’re excited by it anyway.

Remember, we’re talking about Wisconsin. They’d sooner sign Brett Favre or the carcass of Peyton Manning.

Pretty meaningless actually. But it seems to make you excited, so whatever.

It takes a lot to get me to root for the Yankees, but that Series did it. Growing up as a Cards fan* amongst a sea of Braves fans was not tons of fun.

Let’s not forget all those Braves division titles, with but one W.S. title to show for it.

People say “Trump’s not Hitler” and they’re partly right. But one way in which he is very much like Hitler is that he told us exactly who we was from the very beginning.

And you, sir, are a waste of carbon and water. So there’s that.

I’m starring this primarily because of your excellent username. +1 positive result.

This year’s Super Bowl happened to coincide with our trip Bangkok, Thailand. Kickoff was around 7 AM local time and we watched the big game at than the local Hooters.

“See how they’re ahead right now? See how they’re about to not be ahead anymore?”

administration officials privately expressed concern that Mr. Trump might not fully grasp the details of the steps he was about to take, and when he discovered their full impact, would change his mind

I’m marking +1 in my Little Red Book.