Surprisingly, nobody was Kung Fu fighting.

“I don’t know dick about cricket” is my favorite Oasis album.

Geez, even Jackson Mississippi, where I live, votes heavily Democratic despite being smack in the middle of one of the most reactionary, right-wing states in the country. I live in a super-progressive neighborhood within Jackson, and my kids go to a super-progressive school. It’s easy to forget that we’re surrounded…

That highlight is a lot older than I thought it was.

We also survived smallpox, Jim Crow, and Dubya, but not after intense pain and suffering, you stupid motherfucker. My God, libertarians are the worst.

I worked in DC after college, and I’ll never forget what a colleague (and college professor who consulted with the Dems on economic issues) said to me after a particularly frustrating meeting: “I love the Democrats. I’ve been one all my life. But, God love ‘em, they can’t run a government.”

I’d imagine anyone would be defensive with a random person pulling up and questioning their choices. Not sure what she was hoping to accomplish. That could have ended a lot worse.

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Feelings ARE data.

Everyone here sucks except the baby.

Trump is now starring in “Sharknado 4: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”

Response from Jets GM:

This has my vote.

Whitest thing ever? You had me at “Burlington, VT.”

President Trump, explained.

“The only contact I had growing up was with my mom’s side of the family. And they are all as white as the refrigerator I’m standing in front of right now...”