What sayest thou now, you dumb motherfucker?

I worked in DC after college, and I’ll never forget what a colleague (and college professor who consulted with the Dems on economic issues) said to me after a particularly frustrating meeting: “I love the Democrats. I’ve been one all my life. But, God love ‘em, they can’t run a government.”

I’d imagine anyone would be defensive with a random person pulling up and questioning their choices. Not sure what she was hoping to accomplish. That could have ended a lot worse.

WHOOOOOOOOOOSH!

Feelings ARE data.

Everyone here sucks except the baby.

Trump is now starring in “Sharknado 4: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.”

Response from Jets GM:

This has my vote.

Whitest thing ever? You had me at “Burlington, VT.”

President Trump, explained.

“The only contact I had growing up was with my mom’s side of the family. And they are all as white as the refrigerator I’m standing in front of right now...”

“You’re the puppet.”

WTF does that even mean?

It’s not a smear campaign, you assclown. Trump is a well-documented grifter and a horrible businessman, with sleazy foreign money dripping off of him. But keep on talking about your “pertinent facts” and your President who doesn’t even believe in “facts.”

Like WTF did his tweet even mean?

Great article, but John F. Kennedy was 43 when he took the oath of office in 1961, not 46.