“Honesty is my jam” alone should get her 20 to life with no possibility of parole.

BUT HER DISTRESS SIGNALS

I am more shocked by the fact that some people don’t understand why this is a dick move than I am by the dick move itself.

How is it possible for a born rich, 71 year old cis het American white man to have ZERO social graces???

She really is gunning for the title of Poster Child of White Conservative Hypocrisy.

Because what happened in Italy stayed in Italy.

Thank you. From now on I’m sticking to sports. And beer.

“I’m taking my talents to Old Milwaukee.”

The day the Kinja died!

They should have made him travel in the checked baggage compartment.

TL;DR version:

Donald Trump plans to lay a wraith at his grave.

Nope, I think you nailed it.

It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the orange again.

Just imagine how I feel.

Dragons and Wizards

What the Cheeto cannot understand is that, while all these people do indeed suck (and Kellyanne should be on the hit list), Trump himself is the problem. None of those advisors forced him to push the birther issue or to exploit xenophobia and racism or to grab them by the p___y. He cannot and will not ever be anything…

You’re totes adorbs when you use a burner account, Steven Miller.

“nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic, because they’re people that can’t get the job done.”

Marmaduke Trebilcock had to settle for being three times the man Buffalomeat could ever hope to be.