You’re totes adorbs when you use a burner account, Steven Miller.

“nothing is easier or more pathetic than being a critic, because they’re people that can’t get the job done.”

Marmaduke Trebilcock had to settle for being three times the man Buffalomeat could ever hope to be.

NEVER FORGET.

I regret that I have but one star to give for your service to our country.

#TeamRagestroke

Is “sexism” the same thing as “you’re a lying fool who happens to be a woman”? Asking for a friend.

None of this is really their fault

If he had stayed here he would have gotten citizenship it’s just what one does.

I think these HBCU students are outstanding pioneers in exercising their school choice.

Steinberg’s post on the WP is the first time I’ve ever seen a linked article that was as funny as Magary’s.

• Sixth, respect all other fans.

These slings and arrows be such good Kinja.

His class is probably just a photo of the United States Capitol. Walk in the classroom, look at it, ruminate on the evils of centralized government, get on TV whenever possible... you know, your standard-issue dystopia.

...perhaps an yet another indication that the words that our president says out loud don’t mean diddly squat.

Classic bandwagoning situation: we’re native Chicagoans, but he was 100% indifferent to hockey (and all sports) before then. Flash forward seven years, he’s still INTO IT.

No, murder is a sign that you’re a piece of shit, as is apologizing for the actions of a murderer.

Yeah, I know, “heritage not hate” right brah?

Let them drink lemondade!

Michael Wolff was right.