You deserve more stars for this than I can give.
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
This whole thing was like a schadenfreude-go-round. Everyone came off poorly, especially the team who blew their chance to be there, the Falcons. Drumpf’s clumsy invocation of George Steinbrenner — perhaps the most hated sports figure from a New England perspective of all time — gives me particular joy.
Came here for this Spicy comment.
Atlanta Falcons: “Here, hold our beers.”
They should check Belichick’s cameras. That’ll clear things up.
or Option C: putting the lotion in the basket.
Nice move by Spicer, going as roadkill.
Mississippian here. We’ll take your Kaye Ivey for Gubbnah Phil Bryant and another Confederate hack politician to be named later.
What I’m saying is that
the Knickswhichever team Phil Jackson works for will sign him to a 4yrs/$140 mil deal in 2019.
This is excellent passive-aggressive kinja.
“I’m giving my talents to Atlanta.”
The meat suit is Trump Tower.
“SHOW ME THE AIRSTRIKES!”
Her Teletubby monotone is the sound of the apocalypse.
Remember that time when you and the Riddler got thrown out of the Joker’s Lair for peeing on the grill? That was awesome.
(I somehow got convinced to chug a whole fucking pitcher of Bud Light, which like why the fuck am I able to be convinced to do such a thing when im 29 years fucking old but whatever)
The first rule of White Club... never talk about White Club.
We’re about the same age then. I grew up in Mississippi and I remember thinking that it was spot-on accurate.