I said some of this on another thread, but... I waited tables with Paul Ryan after college (1993) at a restaurant near Union Station in DC. At the time he was working during the day for Empower America, the “think tank” started by Jack Kemp and William Bennett. Once we were out at a co-worker’s lake house, and he…

You’re not.

As if all you whiners here don’t vote for your self interests? Fuck you.

I waited tables with Paul Ryan in DC after college. His talk about ending entitlements at a kegger... that was essentially what I experienced. It made no more sense then than it does now.

+1 faithfully submitted pledge pin

+1 Accutane nosebleed

This conspiracy is triple-double crazy

Three-pointers can’t melt steel beams, sheeple

There’s a fine line between “they just kept shoveling him the ball all night” and Kobe just being himself.

And this is the weirdest Kinja comment I’ve seen in a long while... in a good way. I salute you.

BEST AND MOST ACCURATE HEADLINE IN THE HISTORY OF HEADLINES.

Also, this:

“I said, we can prosecute him for income tax evasion!”

Some of the decisions this administration makes are just so in-your-face stupid, I can’t help but think they make them to actively spite the country.

Looking at comment history, not naivete. (Also not adorable.)

Hey, you say potato, I say Fauxtato... :)

I thought it was Laura Dern, but when I Googled “Laura Dern screaming GIF” I got nothing. Damned faulty algorithms! Thanks for the info.

1. Putin has something on Trump.

Totally agree, but as an aside... I must know the source of this screaming GIF.

I think Fox News is gross, but I respect that at least in this segment, they’re including the opinions of regular people with nothing to sell.