He’s overly concerned about the possibility of a bustle.

That flag pin.... It’s either “send help” or “we are all Alex Jones”

See all the stars attached to the comments criticizing you, and how few are attached to your own comments? That doesn’t make you automatically wrong. You are, however, wrong.

why not make it realistic and acknowledge the times that were not like a fairy tale

If Ed O’neil was Potus, at the very least I wouldn’t feel as insecure about resting my hand inside my waistband.

Belichick: “We’re on to Los Angeles.”

You don’t have to be old to be old.

“Man”? :)

Good people don’t lie to Congress.

That’s a strange ditch to die in... wait, never mind.

Fitting, since Trump is a sentient Twinkie from the 1980's

I want to live on the big-ass one on the left. We’re all going to need our souls cleansed with fire after the upcoming purging.

I’ll never unsee this but it’s worth it.

I don’t agree with that law

“Dude, do you even work out?”

That’s some good Kinja, Holiday Rambler. Good work.

“What the fuck is private equity?” -Joe Montana

Made in China? But isn’t Trump gonna bring jobs to America?

It also must suck to be you.