scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson

+1 vial of holy water

My God, they are going to kill us all.

You deserve way more Spurs—I mean, stars

The drain was designed by Mobius and Escher, Inc.

I’m thinking the Venn diagram of stupid sports radio take-givers and Trump voters is one big circle.

Better sounding lies are how you win elections.

...one candidate went to rust belt and manufacturing towns and said “I’m gonna save your town, I’m gonna bring your jobs back and we’re gonna make America great again” while the other candidate, when not avoiding rust belt and manufacturing towns altogether, said (essentially) “your industry is dying, America’s

Why, of course they did. The scam continues.

Great idea! Therefore, the Cheeto-elect will have it banned.

Noonan-to-English translation:

a doctor that looks like a thumb with a mustache.

Eventually, after a few days, that fear waned...

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

What is, “I see what she did there”?

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross”

Now THAT’S raining on someone’s parade The Right Way™.

Why is there no mention in your reporting of Duke getting bent over and fucked

That was like the War and Peace* of kick returns.