scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson
scottalbertjohnson

Why, of course they did. The scam continues.

Noonan-to-English translation:

a doctor that looks like a thumb with a mustache.

Eventually, after a few days, that fear waned...

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

What is, “I see what she did there”?

“When fascism comes to America it will be wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross”

Now THAT’S raining on someone’s parade The Right Way™.

Why is there no mention in your reporting of Duke getting bent over and fucked

That was like the War and Peace* of kick returns.

Best Kinja in 108 years.

We came close to a robot President in 2000 and 2012, but the technology wasn’t quite there.

“When the lady comes by with a basket I just grab the basket like, ‘I’ll handle this.’”

Gronk: “THAT’S WHAT *SHE* SAID. No, really, that’s what she said.”

Newt Gingrich is a combination of the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Man, Gollum, and Will Ferrell’s Harry Caray impersonation... with serious anger issues and a tiny, tiny wee-wee.

Here’s that one star that is so much less than what you deserve. +1 Camptown Lady

I think Mary socked him one while they were discussing the first debate.