Nicely done. +1 controlled explosive

It’s a nasty bigly hombre.

It’s not a bug... it’s a feature.

Does my own sword count?

FINALLY!

Well, that’s seven minutes of Google image searching that I’ll never get back.

“My three favorite flavors: Carpet padding, clown barf, and human blood”

Do you understand how football works?

At this point its pretty safe to say that Trump is going to get about 44 to 46 percent of the vote.

The Matrix has me.

WHOOSH!!!!

I heard this while listening to the CNN feed in the car on satellite radio. All the visuals, from the Kansas lady’s clothes to the anchor’s expression, are EXACTLY as I imagined them.

That gay black teacher you mention is probably closeted, primarily because they’re scared shitless of Trump and his supporters.

Regarding that sting pain index, why are mosquitoes not included?

It’s about ethics in American soccer culture journalism.

He’s really in nearly-championship form.