Do you understand how football works?

At this point its pretty safe to say that Trump is going to get about 44 to 46 percent of the vote.

The Matrix has me.

WHOOSH!!!!

I heard this while listening to the CNN feed in the car on satellite radio. All the visuals, from the Kansas lady’s clothes to the anchor’s expression, are EXACTLY as I imagined them.

That gay black teacher you mention is probably closeted, primarily because they’re scared shitless of Trump and his supporters.

Regarding that sting pain index, why are mosquitoes not included?

It’s about ethics in American soccer culture journalism.

I prefer the term “a more effective and worthwhile use of my time.”

He’s really in nearly-championship form.

Kinja!

I guess Ari has changed his feelings about the “soft bigotry of low expectations.”

Now THAT’S the Mall of America!!!

This is the most apt description of life in 2016 TrumpAmerica I have seen to date. Just sadness and ennui.

You had me at “David Brooks.”

You had me at “batshittedly.”

The gift that keepeth on givething and takething:

“How soon until a computer is coaching in the NFL?”

That’s why rock and roll will never die.