It’s possible to get a replacement ass? Asking for a friend.

The world needs ditch-digging casino trash, too.

I'll give Trump asthma.

In your case, probably so.

Is this it?

It wil just be a caricature of Bradford humping Magary from behind.

“Jesus Christ, our fans have got to be the most ignorant white trash group outside of a Trump rally.”

And the award for Great Broadcasting Balls of Fire goes to HBO, for pushing the envelope with the first airing of mutual masturbation on a sports show on mainstream pay cable!

This hits home for me. Thank you for posting.

I’m still confused as to why he doesn’t try to do the one thing he might be able to do successfully as a professional athlete, which is to play tight end. Jesus clearly would be a terrible NFL scout.

You deserve far more stars for this than I can give you. +12 apostles

+69

My Minneapolis pal says the locals describe it as the result of a Transformer taking a shit. Same idea I guess.

The ColonDrome

Tarkenton spoke at the RNC? That’s incredible.

+1 toilet stall

Obligatory:

Tiny hands. SAD.

Michael Phelps is old-school in that he acts like he’s been there before. Granted, 2,168 YEARS before, but still.

Let me inbox you my address to send the edible shit.