Actually, that’s “You’re smarter than I.”

That’d give me one more trophy than Ichiro, wouldn’t it?

What I “love” about these memes is that they are actually more complicated than the very simplistic and erroneous “ideas” that they are meant to communicate. Schilling thinks that he’s being clever when he’s really just showcasing his dumbness.

I’m a professional harmonica player and I’m here to help:

You “beat” me to it.

Jet fuel can’t melt a blue sky.

Have enough people explained this to you yet? :)

The Venn diagram of spelling and grammar errors of Pete Rose defenders on this thread vis-a-vis the same errors for Trump voters equals one big circle.

I hate-like this so much. +73-9

Emphasis on “appearance.”

I once rode on an elevator with Gheorghe Muresan. His hand was bigger than my head (and I am 6'3").

walked away smiling like I had just pulled an Ocean’s 11 level move.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Texas.

+2, at least, as this works on multiple levels.

John Medeski.

Scalia? I thought you were dead.

Exactly. I’m reading a biography of Abraham Lincoln, and I’m up to the 1850s where the Whigs are falling apart and the Republican Party is about to coalesce. It’s striking how volatile these coalitions can be; we’re long overdue for some real upheaval.

“Instead of using wedge issues based on social issues derived, ultimately, from a variation of the Southern Strategy...”