So now I know that there is such a thing as (semi-)professional ultimate frisbee. I don’t know how to feel about this.

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I don't think scat is required for her to be disgusted by him.

What’s the over/under on how many days before he announces his Trump endorsement?

Not the Onion™:

I wish I could give you two stars... One for the substance, and one for your formatting.

You marvelous son of a bitch. +2022

What is fucktonium™ and how can I get some?

U-Chicago: Where Leads Go To Die™

Cam Newton: A Johnny Pesky for Our Time

WHOOSH!

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That was quite the blitzkrieg.

Stanford University replied, in a written statement:

“What a tough pill to swallow... But it goes down easy with an ice cold Budweiser!!!!”

I’m proud to say that I Googled “birthalingus” and only one document — this very post — came up. Perhaps there is hope for the species after all.

FUCK.

I kicked in college. Kicking the laces is a nightmare because it’s hard and uneven. That said, it’s doable to sort of knuckle it through from only 27 yards. Walsh isn't off the hook here, but the holder should carry most of the blame.