...since I judged a beauty pageant for him, which was one of the very first things that I did that thought was really cool.

Just FYI, that’s the Ground Zero Blues Club in Clarksdale, Mississippi, which is co-owned by Morgan Freeman. I’m performing there myself on January 15th.

+4, 5, 6

+8 and +8

Bullshit. You’re wrong, and deep down you know it.

...because of Carolina’s unblemished record...

Was Charles Darwin named as a co-defendant?

“Boy, that’s nothing compared to the story time he sodomized a pig with an aluminum-foil-covered baseball bat! I tell ya, it had us all so tickled!”

All I could think here was, “Man, that old-style artificial turf looks different/shitty.”

Best Deadspin post ever. MOTHERFUCKING EVER.

Seriously. My wife and I were just giggling at that. One of us (can’t remember which) said, “It’s like they want to lose.”

...for now.

“... [mumble drool] ...”

That was the worst end-of-game clock management I have ever seen. They let what seemed like five minutes burn off when they could have been driving for a shorter kick.

I honestly thought three things when viewing this article (which brought back memories) on the front page:

Quique in the virtual flesh! I'll split those 8s and hit four times, please.

Keep on doubling down, and you might get Blackjack!

I don’t even like the Panthers — I’m a Saints fan and so I am contractually obligated to hate all division rivals — and even I think this is awesome.