Well, so much for all that.

We’re going to get a lot of mileage out of this GIF. Like, Volvo station wagon-level mileage.

Must I?

This is fantastic. I’m going to start doing this in real life.

Fair enough. It’s not exactly a shocker. But then, neither are many of the things that Gawker Media posts. I don’t really have a problem with them shaming a billionaire for apparently just being himself.

Well, my original reply was to Mid90sGoalShirt, not to you... so I could have better calibrated my reply to you, I suppose. But as I stated, I think my assumptions (and Samer’s) are far more credible than are your apparent assumptions. After all, a youth soccer game did get canceled so a billionaire could go on a…

That parent’s firsthand knowledge of the security detail’s explanation is far better than your nonexistent knowledge of Harris not being at fault. So, there’s that. But I guess it’s far-fetched to think that a billionaire might not be as considerate of other people as he should.

Folks, folks, folks... #allbillionairesmatter

A security detail emerged from the helicopter and informed the boys and their coaches that NJ Jersey Devils owner, Josh Harris, had instructed them to land on the field

A sense of humor... it’s not just for breakfast anymore.™

You left out a key variable... Baltimore is a typically amoral NFL team, but Dallas is an especially immoral football team. It’s a key difference.

“If you’re a douchebag and you know it, hang your head!”

Edmonds is hilarious? I’m not saying he’s a shoo-in, but... http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/e/edmo…

#allbannersmatter

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The accusation is true, except he spelled it “theits.”

Oh. I thought you were talking about people who fuck for cash. My bad. Anyway, since you’re actually using clever and totally original metaphors... I’m voting for Bernie Sanders.

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