I’m still confused as to why he doesn’t try to do the one thing he might be able to do successfully as a professional athlete, which is to play tight end. Jesus clearly would be a terrible NFL scout.

You deserve far more stars for this than I can give you. +12 apostles

+69

My Minneapolis pal says the locals describe it as the result of a Transformer taking a shit. Same idea I guess.

The ColonDrome

Tarkenton spoke at the RNC? That’s incredible.

+1 toilet stall

Tiny hands. SAD.

Michael Phelps is old-school in that he acts like he’s been there before. Granted, 2,168 YEARS before, but still.

Let me inbox you my address to send the edible shit.

Actually, that’s “You’re smarter than I.”

That’d give me one more trophy than Ichiro, wouldn’t it?

What I “love” about these memes is that they are actually more complicated than the very simplistic and erroneous “ideas” that they are meant to communicate. Schilling thinks that he’s being clever when he’s really just showcasing his dumbness.

I’m a professional harmonica player and I’m here to help:

You “beat” me to it.

Jet fuel can’t melt a blue sky.

Have enough people explained this to you yet? :)

The Venn diagram of spelling and grammar errors of Pete Rose defenders on this thread vis-a-vis the same errors for Trump voters equals one big circle.

I hate-like this so much. +73-9