Emphasis on “appearance.”

I once rode on an elevator with Gheorghe Muresan. His hand was bigger than my head (and I am 6'3").

walked away smiling like I had just pulled an Ocean’s 11 level move.

Forget it, Jake. It’s Texas.

+2, at least, as this works on multiple levels.

John Medeski.

Scalia? I thought you were dead.

Exactly. I’m reading a biography of Abraham Lincoln, and I’m up to the 1850s where the Whigs are falling apart and the Republican Party is about to coalesce. It’s striking how volatile these coalitions can be; we’re long overdue for some real upheaval.

“Instead of using wedge issues based on social issues derived, ultimately, from a variation of the Southern Strategy...”

So now I know that there is such a thing as (semi-)professional ultimate frisbee. I don’t know how to feel about this.

touring funk band quantities of cocaine

I don't think scat is required for her to be disgusted by him.

What’s the over/under on how many days before he announces his Trump endorsement?

Not the Onion™:

I wish I could give you two stars... One for the substance, and one for your formatting.

You marvelous son of a bitch. +2022

What is fucktonium™ and how can I get some?

U-Chicago: Where Leads Go To Die™

Cam Newton: A Johnny Pesky for Our Time