I actually didn’t think she was slurring that badly. On the other hand, those gyrations reminded me of the movie Apollo 13, where the actors had to mime weightlessness by kind of bouncing around in front of the camera...

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE????

Isn’t that actually known as a RoughRider? Or perhaps a Rough Rider?

After reading the fan contributions, I'm wondering if maybe these fans are the St. Louis Cardinals fans of football?

Dude, I just LOLed really, really loud.

[raises hand obnoxiously] I KNOW THE ANSWER! I KNOW THE ANSWER!

I think Donald Trump is busy right now.

tl;dr: Football doesn’t matter that much.

I feel qualified to weigh in here, because I’m a big Milwaukee Brewers fan.

Sure as hell looks like an error to me.

A friend of mine took this about nine holes before he collapsed:

“We can all be happy, I guess, that these people escaped their vacation with their limbs intact.”

4. You’re an asshole.

The only Detroit Lions fan I have ever known is my 8-year-old son, who doesn’t even like football much. The reason? When he was six, he saw exactly one episode of NFL Rush Zone on Nicktoons, and the featured team in that episode was the Detroit Lions.

Beware of Trojans bearing horseshit.