Same experience when I worked in telesales for a cell phone provider. There is no more soul-crushing job that I know of than customer care or telesales for an American corporation.

“You’re doing it wrong.” -Dock Ellis

I feel the same way about mine. And every time I see my dad (who is fortunately still with us), that’s the first thing I think about: he was always there. So sorry for your loss.

That was fantastic.

Millionaire assholes trolling millionaire assholes? The GOP takeover is complete.

A-Rod is incredible, almost superhuman, almost like he has been chemically enhanced in some unknown way.

But here’s the reality: You’re not going anyplace special, because the world doesn’t care about you. Where you are going is: into bankruptcy, crushed under mountains of student debt.

Coming from the same fucking guy who changed the pronunciation of his name so it would rhyme with Heisman.

That’s why we have Little League ball, for layers to learn stuff like that.

“I don’t see the big deal.” -Jose Canseco

Straight outta the mean streets of Cos Cob

They tried to screen-test pop star Corey Hart, but he turned them down.

I only watched the last game for more than a few minutes (watched all of it), but... 13-33 from the field and 2-10 from 3-point range is not your “shooting efficiency taking a hit”... it’s your shooting efficiency taking a shit. (plus 4-8 on free throws!) All I kept thinking last night was that LeBron couldn’t buy a…

Apparently the Cardinal Way now leads straight to federal prison.

Yes yes yes. I read this book to my son’s second grade class, and the kids and teacher were all howling.

To each their own, but if you couldn’t see the originality and talent involved there — which the vast majority of reviewers did see — then I think you’re just not being fair. His children’s book, The Book With No Pictures, is also great. Saying Mindy (whom I also love) is more talented “by a mile” is an opinion that…

His book “One More Thing” is EXCELLENT. He doesn’t need any coattails. They are both extremely talented.

Read his book “One More Thing” and then get back to me on that talent assessment. Best book I have read in a long time.

I absolutely love that book... re-reading it now, actually.

The irony of Barry Bonds leading the charge to humanize A-Rod in the media — and succeeding — is spectacular.