Russian translation: "NYET NYET NYET!!!!!"

If you don't say these kinds of things and do these kinds of things, you won't get in this kind of trouble. Everyone who behaves like this should get this kind of treatment

+.3999999999972

No, a bigot is, in this case, someone who passive-aggressively equates a refusal to accept his shit views about humanity to actual bigotry. In other words, that's you.

thank you. They also allot more money to research by undergrads than any other state school. Not a bad school at all (and I am not an alum).

He already is. I know it better as "my life."

This series started strong and generated a lot of hype, but was disappointing in the stretch. Kind of like Ditka's coaching career.

Good for them. Period.

Best comment of all time.

You left out the part about the threesome!!!

You want White Snoop? I'll give you White Snoop:

That's good dadding, LeBron, but Jordan would have been in the gym getting shots up at 5:30 a.m. That's why you'll never be great.

Just really excellent work. +1

Yeah, but you're still a bitter asshole.

Bad Molly is a killer band, particularly from the audience participation point of view.

I was playing blackjack in Biloxi about 15 or so years ago, when Ditka was coaching the Saints, and a guy next to me told me this joke:

Harvard is currently #18 in the FCS (formerly Division I-AA) national rankings and is 6-0. Last year they finished the season ranked #23. There are currently three Harvard graduates playing in the NFL, two of them starters. This is all true in spite of the fact that Ivy League schools do not offer athletic…