Cue all the classy Deadspin Cardinal-hating commenters making snide, recycled "Cardinals win the right way" digs... you can count on them to do it the right way.

You made the obligatory Cardinals "right way" joke the right way.

Since we're talking about ol' Eivets Rednow... a recording engineer with whom I often work once recorded Stevie for three straight night sessions here in Jackson, MS for a Williams Brothers gospel record. (I heard some of the recording of Stevie just messing around on the piano and harmonica... amazing.) At 4 AM on…

Actually, this GIF makes me wish I HAD watched it.

Better than Grey Poupon. +1

"Brown and orange, Bowling Green?"

"The employee has been terminated."

[removes lavalier mic and drops it softly on ground]

I dunno. It's possible the guy sitting in front cockblocked her.

Hopefully he doesn't discipline her for dropping things. Yeah, I'm a Saints fan. I remember.

Cutler does not get nearly enough credit from the Bears faithful. It's stone difficult to play at such a high level, especially while being blitzed.

Preach it, Brother Drew! Truth!

I like your writing generally a lot, but I LOVE this. +1

+1 nice work, cowboy

It's gonna be a hell of a regular season

The Seahawks are the virgin kid who plays games in the basement, smokes weed by himself, never had a date or made physical contact with a girl who thinks he's hot shit after he got his cherry popped at the first party he attended.

It happens everywhere, but some schools at least try to do something about it...