I'm with you on this. I stopped watching the NBA a long time ago because I thought it was mostly bullshit pyrotechnics. I caught enough of this Finals series to consider watching more again, thanks to the Spurs playing actual basketball.

The Son of Manifestation is Oblivion.

Just beautifully done. +1

He's no Schiano man.

Clipping WHAT coupon for the nose hair trimmer?

"I thought it was a painting or something, but yeah, almost looks too idyllic to be real." (A-Rod, gazing into mirror)

oh wow. Me too, now.

Whoa! What it is, my friend!

I hear ya, but I kind of like it ending with his look of near-terror.

Yeah, you don't want to know what's in there.

This GIF is pure, unadulterated gold.

I really was kidding / being snarky. I'll check it out... Thanks for the tip.

Yeah, he was.

"I just love Derek Jeter-brand hot dogs!"

No worries. They'll still choke in the playoffs.

all that's missing is a dropped mic.

Yes, the battle against dipshit "journalism" is a daily one.

WTF with the iPhone selfie interview in the car? Does she really work for a TV station? And her self-satisfied "the fight against illegal drugs is a daily battle" comment at the end really made my stomach turn.

You had me at "Massholes."

First of all, I took your blurb literally and was looking for his description of Coltrane's suckage, ready to go off. Bad misdirection. But there was still plenty to hate... along with the line you quoted, this line: