Testimony from his gay psych major friend or it didn't happen.

I'm with you. And I'm about as repulsed by the whole Kardashian phenomenon as anyone (which is obviously a symptom of a much larger problem). But I think it's insane to mock people for their ignorance and then ALSO mock them for taking concrete steps to overcome that ignorance. I guess if there's anything mockable…

What the deuce do you mean?

Excellent work. Your non-dad would be proud.

dude. That just made my week.

Yeah, I'm waiting for the addendum: "Unfortunately, Charles Barkley, Dennis Rodman, and Vladimir Putin have not yet weighed in on this matter, but I am sure they are equally outraged... as I am sure any NBA player or leader of a large industrialized nation would be."

all true, but you are leaving something out. You DO NOT DARE BITCH about any of this, because it's legitimately ten times rougher for your wife. She will straight-up cut you, with total justification.

Darn you... you took the joke I came all the way here to say. I swear I thought of it first, didn't I?

I seriously LOLed at your last paragraph, particularly the Troy Aikman part. Very well done. (That I actually thought it was funny and not harrowing says something scary about me, I suppose.)

I think he traveled.

+3 to 5 in Federal custody

Very well done. +2001

Like I said before. No vid, didn't happen.

"Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them a facial."

I'll be singing the U.S. and Canadian anthems tonight at the Raptors-Hawks game in Atlanta.

Come on man... not everyone who still believes there is a place for sportsmanship is 89 years old. I agree the hating on the guys who like to showboat is a little extreme, and sometimes racist... but I still admire players who let their performances speak for them and don't have to augment them with bullshit.

Unlike Steve Smith, you've still got it.

"We are Americans, which means we think way too highly of ourselves and think we deserve more than we actually deserve."

His face is eminently punchable.