Because television viewers are delicate flowers whose ears must not be subjected to sharp, pointy words.

Preferably Mike Eruzione.

Kickers really have the biggest dicks in sports.

You and Andrew Dice Clay should have a two-man circle jerk.

Regardless of when Shanahan [gets] out of Washington, does he want to be the coach who let the quarterback with so much potential get knocked around for no reason?

Unless said insurance company is based in the Meadowlands, it doesn't matter.

Of course kicking puppies is fun!!!! If you're a fucking douchebag, that is.

I swear, I love this crazy son of a bitch more each week. Yes, I'm a Saints fan.

One of my favorites.

I'd go one further and say they rock even if you have kids, if you work at a school as I do. Everyone sleeps late.

They aren't broken in to the same degree.

Brilliant +1

+1

awesome. Related: "What's 71? It's 69 with two fingers up your ass." (George Carlin)

Yeah, this picture looks more like a "mildly surpriser".

You took the high road while keeping your little toe firmly planted on the low road. Bravo. I can't give this enough +1s.

I just bought the Kindle version of this book based on your recommendation. Thanks much.

That's it. I'm not waiting for this Twit any Longer

It's funny because it's truer than anything ever written. EVAH.

C'mon, be realistic. This is an NBA simulation we're talking about here. Rip it up.