"Where's the beef?"

OMG. This comment is perfect.

"So, you'll lose the support of (and relationship with) your sister, but you'll gain the vote of thousands upon thousands of Western troglodytes."

Actually, I like his logic. -Neville Chamberlain

Was Jeter scared? Fuck no, you idiot.

Delightful. +1

Wittle baby lose some tooth fairy money this weekend?

+1 ambulance ride

A very erudite +1

Every head coach now wears the same stock outfit with the same jacket and the same free hat and the same pair of ill-fitting khakis.

This. THIS is truth.

"And that's all for this week's edition of Drunk Canadian Kitchen!"

Maybe the douchiest aspect of this whole "story," methinks.

If you had told me that this was happening but didn't tell me which city, I would have guessed Atlanta before you finished answering the question. Utterly predictable.

SNF also has, by far, the best broadcasting team AND best halftime crew.

Yes, because self-adoration has always been a problem with the current generation of young Americans. Thank God someone is finally telling them to like themselves.

Though mountains will crumble and empires may collapse... I will never, EVER get tired of seeing that.

It's the Peter Principle... people get promoted to their level of incompetence. Okay, I know that doesn't fully explain it. Some people just suck, period. Thankfully a lot of other people don't, including my current bosses and co-workers.