Sorry to hear.

Comment of the year. GEAUX TheSpecialMan.

I give every syllable of this its own +1.

I actually chased him around the office and told I would beat the F out of him if he ever cursed at me again. I earned my Hollywood strips that day. Don't give anyone your power

Then set it to Euro-house music and put it on Gawker. We're geniuses.

Very well said... totally agree.

Yeah, God forbid a kid have an interesting, well-rounded educational experience so that they can have an interesting, well-rounded life. I played football in college, but I also played music and went to museums etc. That wasn't because I was awesome or anything (I wasn't). It was because these values were…

Ford. But if Farley was able to stick around, Incognito could be his Oscar/dramatic role.

I've got to say that I agree with you (I'm a diehard Cards fan but lived in Boston and so also like the Red Sox)... and yet the vomit jokes are kind of funny too.

Most parents do think that, but there's still value in saying it out loud.

A Schiano man would have brought some of the guys down with him.

I guess Emery found out about that obscure rule that gives your team 8 goals for sucker punching the other team's goalie.

Here's a post I did on this article that gives a little more background...

I kicked barefoot in college for Harvard. Seriously. I did it because the NCAA banned the use of the plastic block after my freshman year, and going barefoot was the only way I could get under the ball enough. My last season was 1991.

What a Gerke.

My Rich Karlis memory is this: after Karlis missed an easy kick in the Super Bowl against the Giants, Hunter S. Thompson (who lost money on the game) called him a "doom-struck little fruitbag."

How very Thursday night of them.

I watch lots of football and I played football (poorly) as a kid but I'm gonna tell you something that probably won't surprise you: I don't REALLY know that much about football. -Tim Tebow

+1,000 calories