I initially read this as “how much ass this guy would get if he devoted himself to real sport.” Both probably are true and involve quick ascents and descents.

Oh yeah let’s all be concerned about the extremely rare case where players play a Sunday game that A) actually goes to overtime (less than 10% chance of happening), B) the overtime exceeds 10 minutes (probably safe to say another less than 10% chance), and C) one of the two teams play the following Thursday (I don’t…

So the modern day Hitler Youth begins with lax bros...seems about right. #aryannamed_ayden

“It’s going to be an exciting New Seasons with Kobe Buffalomeat in store”

I am surprised Yelich didn’t hit a double there cause that’s a hell of a hanging double-bagger just waiting to be stroked up the middle.

This comment is underappreciated. +1 Quick Out.

Said nobody ever.

That’s pretty impressive considering he can’t see any of the turns either.

Maybe even to the point where Lyerla gets his own YACety sax montage

*while drunk.

“Don’t all double plays start with a 6-9?” [Wink followed by smile]

“One of these undesirables had to have either dropped or administered the ‘cocaine,’ ”

On an offhand note, I wonder how many people there are where the root word of their name 100% describes who they are?

I wouldn’t play for another team unless I’m on that team.

Am I the only one who can pretty plainly see that Kelce is nowhere near the potential path of a bullet? He is seated a few yards back and his body is inline with Thomas (i.e. he is 180 degrees or directly behind him) while the gun is pointed 90 degrees to Thomas’ right.

Snyder looks like he belongs in a movie about Vigo the Carpathian starring Christian Slater.

Holy shit...I actually liked a HamNo post. Fuck you 2017.

A few things worth mentioning:

This comment’s asinine attempt at alliteration absent of accurate articulation alienated any and all achievable accolades. Alternatively, I acquiesce that I am an asshole.

To be fair, the city also shut down the Parkway for a visit last year from Pope Francis, the leader of an organization with a higher body count than the NFL.