What a horrible experience.

That’s just rude to shit on a Stall

This post is longer than his high school career.

This kind of “good sportmanship” is the reason why flopping is so prevalent in soccer in the first place.

Deadspin should do a “I’ve been publicly humiliated by Papa Johns” edition of the mailbag, exclusively containing pizza based, pant shitting stories.

People really need to fuck off with setting up GoFundMe sites. It is not the public’s responsibility to pay your medical bills because you happen to suck at skydiving while being in a Santa suit. Maybe stop being a Tampa Bay beach bum and get a better job or accept the financial risks that come with it.

Hey. The Blazers have a top-5 defense through 14 games. They’ve changed!

I get that you need to lighten the fuck up, but maybe 20 minutes after the posting of the previous comment you still need to lighten the fuck up.

No. Just no.

I haven’t seen that big of a heavyweight upset since Douglas vs Tyson.

Someone might want to tell Fletcher Cox that fighting while drunk may also lead to CTE.

Andersen must have a serious lack of judgment to be that candid with Clownzano and not expect him to release that ish the moment it could get him some clicks.

These comments blow more ass than a reverse human centipede. All of them.

I’d rather just stream Anna Kournikova smashing balls.

I am not old. I am not a lesbian. I do not care. I am just here to bemoan women’s sports.

I have never seen a man more half-ass the final minutes of his shift than the third rower. Jesus.

sold out.

sold out.

will both study the CCTV footage 

I keep looking for the streaking opposite field winger to prove that this was just a miraculous mishit ball/cross.