I appreciate you including the Salahcious details of this story.

I’m not a parent, but I feel like swearing on the life of your child should be reserved for really important things like denying you cut one in the elevator or convincing your wife you’re too sick to go to your child’s dance recital.

how to properly track a raccoon through suburbia

It’s the NBA, so: Twitter emojis.

“On paper the upset looks huge, and it is, but that shouldn’t overshadow the fact that this Barça team was eminently beatable, even if they are the better team as a whole.”

Glad to see the USMNT’s own Michael Bradley leading the charge for Roma.

Fucking idiots, not starting Deulofeu

No one watches or has ever watched Fusion. Never heard of Cheddar before. Their website looks like someone took the worst parts of TV and put it on the internet.

Fitting the accountant saved his sharpest performance for month end.

he gave a performance that will go down in the quickbooks.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

i can’t say im surprised. Louisville is unrivaled in hospitality

Is he protecting his guy here? I mean, the Browns have looked suspiciously like a real football team in the off-season, but the result of those moves has yet to be seen.

JaVale, the ban is lifted.

“I only came to a Billy Haisley article to shit on Billy Haisley. Thank you for your attention.”

This.