“i kissed a girl, she disliked it” probably wouldn’t have been as big a hit

*The Eyes Have Hills

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

These owners really need to stick to sports.

Khris Davis is batting .142 in the month of July, and he hasn’t homered since June 18.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

It’s always going to be Boston. Doesn’t matter the sport or the year or how good or bad the team was the previous year. Boston fans will be the most aggrieved.

“They need to hit guys the right way.”

If your employer openly advertises that it’s going to work you harder, it should probably pay you higher wages.

Britt McHenry is a piece of shit.

Askren also talked a HUGE amount of shit before the fight, he loves being a troll, and for a site that loves to go on about McGregor’s pre-fight antics you managed to leave out Masvidals comments about that right after the section you quoted: “There’s not too many people I’ve disliked, I’ve had over 50 pro fights and…

Is there an opening for a three-quarters back?

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

Kareem Abdul Jabbar basically did this. He was drafted by the Bucks so he played the first 5 or 6 years of his career there. His last season he was the MVP, they won the finals, and then he left for LA. He had also just changed his name from Lew Alcindor and made it openly known he was a practicing Muslim. I believe…

I can tell you how this is gonna play out now. He’s probably already back in Canada, so he’s out of their jurisdiction. And the Canadians won’t extradite one of their own. But Batman has no jurisdiction.

Now we know what it takes for a black man not to get shot by a cop—19,000 witnesses.

Things Canada constantly lords over the US:

I know a lot of people are going to take satisfaction and glee from this because of Marchand’s previous actions. But keep in mind.... just kidding, fuck that guy.

The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.