I see what Yu did there.

If your job is “make money by exploiting the health of young men” and you spend all your time trying to get punched in the head, ya done goofed.

How is a post alluding to sexual assault and someone saying “We go, we all go!” not about Derrick Rose?

Do football coaches know that football is entertainment, and that people are most entertained when the star players aren’t being scraped off the floor? These guys all view themselves as Hannibal despite the fact they direct 11 guys at a time to move a ball downfield for money.

I enjoyed the book, and also enjoyed A Secret History (though, admittedly, I was 17 at the time). I did not like The Little Friend.

Thick n’ Slide™ 

No shit, this guy doesn’t like dreadlocks:

My first thought was: this is stupid.

The Penn is decidedly not mightier.

Olsen is listed at 6'5", 255 lb. Based on that model, his head is the size of a watermelon. 

Maybe it’s time to consider ending licensing for sports whose express goal is to injure an opponent to the point they can no longer compete. 

If the problem was that Neal was paired with shooters at center, I’m not sure putting him with Draisaitl, who scored 50 goals last year and is a shoot-first center, is the solution.

At least Kyrie will appreciate the flat delivery.

Is there an opening for a three-quarters back?

“My preposterous loquaciousness is stridently intransigent!”

Nothing like seeing a massive dong in person. Happy Pride.

Dude’s always had two different coloured eyes. Now it’s just that one’s blue and one’s black.

Pfft, suckers.

We decided to take the high road in light of their victory but...

I don’t think the issue is of cause-and-effect. It’s the pattern of entitlement and lack of boundaries that suggests a likelihood of carrying on as or more serious invasions elsewhere.