Revenge is a Darvish best served cold.

“You sayin’ there’s a room available?”  - J. Tomsula

Yeah, Belichick lives rent-free inside Adam Gase's head, but Adam Gase's head is a soggy cardboard box under a train trestle.

It’s Data trying to mimic a smile

If your job is “make money by exploiting the health of young men” and you spend all your time trying to get punched in the head, ya done goofed.

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

he offered to go get ice cream with the kid to patch things up.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

Vázquez then told police that he and the victim had “sex but not really,” per the court record.

The real punishment should go to the people who planned a SUNDAY wedding, Week 1 Sunday no less.

Man Injures Throwing Hand Throwing Hands.

Funny, he’s also known as the only guy who can prevent another Giants Super Bowl victory.

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Thick n’ Slide™ 

That dude killed two women and a child and spent an hour running around naked, trying to tackle and wrestle police officers, who absolutely refused to use their service weapons against him, and if watching that video doesn’t tell you 100% the difference between how the police treat black people and white people,…

When even Gronk is smart enough to retire, it’s hard to hold a grudge against Andrew Luck

*tips hat*
“M’Brady.”
*mansplains something*

So I have a story.  A local gas station had sketchy ass dick pills for ages but one day brought in the topper.  Something from Thailand called STREE OVERLORD that had an incredibly graphic illustration of Ryu fucking Chun Li.  Like, it took pains to show his dick and balls in mid penetration.  Graphic.  So I tried to…

This reminds me of a story of the time Ted Williams was asked for an autograph by a young pitcher who had just struck him out, which is recounted in David Halberstam’s outstanding book, The Teammates. The relevant portion is pasted below from some random source on the Internet, but it seems accurate enough based on my…