“...watching Cousins will be fun.” 

You are not, nor will ever be, me.

It did seem like MacDonald didn’t give Dillashaw all that much time to recover

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Disagree. I disagree about the cookies part, that feels like a jaded stance to take, to jump ahead to the part where we’re assuming dude did it for the clout/props.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

Ben Simmons almost turned him into Joel Embid.

And yet, at Blakeslee Stadium, still they played on.

I’m using all 5 of my kinja accounts to vote for Bryan Colangelo.

Once this kid’s mother sees this, she’s going to come to the sad realization that there’s no keepers in this family.

Scratching a rash will just make the rash grow.  

This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

2018: when paying people for their work constitutes fraud against the nation because college bylaws mandate the employees must work for free.

What do you get when your roster depletes?

Hockey fans would have played through it.

In Soviet Russia, Escalator walks you. 

That escalated quickly! 

More like rushin’ soccer fans, amir-

“Why the long f-”

That’s nothing. Lump stumbled on a kiss and tumbled in to love.