On a positive note, Jimbo can now check off “seeing the Eiffel Tower” on his bucket list. 

“I hope these Nazi memes don’t come back to haunt me” is easier done than said.

Same for me and my fiancee. I’m white, she’s not. She has just the slightest tinge of an accent, but speaks perfect Enlgish. Every single time we meet new people, “Where are you from?”, “What accent is that?” You’d think she’s speaking broken English with how quick the accent question comes up. (She just answers that…

I like how all these places where they are sweeping sexual assault and domestic violence under the rugs claim that respect for women is one of their “Core Values”. Maybe instead of having these laundry lists of things that are “Core Values” they should just hold people accountable when they fuck up, from the players,…

Here’s a revolutionary idea for college football coaches dealing with sexual abuse allegations involving players and staff members: don’t be fucking idiots.

I mean, those are still uncool, though the latter is worse than the former. “What is your background?”: fine, okay; that kind of question can be asked as a genuine “getting to know you” gambit. “Where did you grow up?” though: fuck outta here with that. The question asker is almost never satisfied with “We lived near…

Just going to take a moment to soapbox here. I’m white. My wife is not white. We don’t have kids yet, but when we do, they will not be white. I never have to deal with this kind of shit, but they will, and the thought of preparing them for that terrifies me.

“They both, you know, poke fun at one another. But, by no means at all is he trying to get across that he’s racist.”

This is a bad take. When faced with the options of Facetiming in public for 2 minutes vs. having my wife be mad at me for a year for not buying the proper discount cloche, I will always prioritize my long-term happiness.

He’s 1-31 over the last two seasons. He maybe can’t define it, but he can definitely describe it.

“He is a new guy here, too. He is working through it. He is learning about how we go about it.”

“Son, do you remember your name?”

I think it’s adorable that you don’t see how this is a classic false flag (false fan?) operation. This is an “Astros” “fan”, but he’s in Colorado. Who is seated to his left? Colorado fans. To his right? Colorado fans. And lo and behold, who’s that directly in front of him? Crisis actor Gerardo Parra. Parra obviously…

Should have been ejected earlier for being a grown man who brings a glove to a ballgame.  

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

1. This is an own.

My fucking god the 2013 NBA draft.

So Atlanta’s airport has a strip club now?

A renowned legal expert with a decidedly open conflict of interest and an opinion that sidesteps the actual reason people are concerned by the appointment. If the purpose of the Courts is to act as a check against unfettered political power (it is, or at least it is supposed to be), Judges and Justices ought to be…

I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.