I assume that is Carl’s Jr. to the left?

“Geoffrey is a perfectly normal second head. Find a new slant.”

The real highs are the stakes we made along the way.

*sigh* it keeps getting better doesnt it?

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My girlfriend’s sister had mono when we were all in college. I was terrified I’d get it because my girlfriend was the super jealous type and she would have accused me of kissing her sister or something. And the last thing I’d want is my girlfriend yelling at me because then my wife would find out.

It’s the Curse of Sanchez

Lawyers & guns, you say? I think you’re leaving something out.

The unintended consequences of this is disgusting. I don’t mean the home run records. Has anyone thought AT ALL about the additional kids that Zack Hample has elbowed in the face this season to get to those extra home run balls?

Not surprising: The record-setter was hit in an Orioles game.

Harper has hit 31 homers so far this season. That was once an impressive accomplishment. Now it’s a middling amount of homers for a power hitter in this league.

Barbaro is rolling over in his Elmer’s bottle. 

I mean it makes sense. If Thanos snapped his finger Dwight Howard would either be dead, or there would suddenly be only 220 better basketball players in the NBA. That’s win/win.

I wonder how they could Justfy these actions. I would hope they get more than a Citation from the Secretariat responsible. This type of Assault on horse racing ethics cannot be Affirmed.

I agree with your general point, but I’ve got to take exception to your characterization of what Belichick did to the K-Gun. The Bills’ offense scored 17 points in 19 minutes in Super Bowl XXV, and Thurman Thomas looked like Tecmo Bo in that game. It wasn’t Belichick’s D that won that game, but rather the Giants’…

For the record, the 1999 Reds didn’t just watch the Mets win 97; they actively helped them do so, letting Al Leiter shut them out at home in a one-game tiebreaker on a miserably cold Cincinnati night. Not that I bitterly remember going to that game or anything.

I believe Deadspin style guidelines dictate you call it “Wedgeghazi”.

The National League Wild Card race has been interesting, too, but for the opposite reason: a bunch of middling-ish teams have each gotten varying degrees of just-hot-enough at varying times since the All-Star break. And that has resulted in a kind of musical chairs among fat kids who are getting a little too old for…

This headline is demonstrably false. I live in an area with one of the highest percentages of immigrant residents in the country and I am fat as shit because there are literally hundreds of restaurants offering dozens of different types of food all within a couple miles of where I’m typing this from. So not everyone…

No, the problem is I have a job and I don’t particularly enjoy trying to keep vomit down the entire day.  Plus, I get 2-day hangovers now, so that means not only am I sweating and shaking on Monday, but I feel like a truck hit me on Tuesday.  BAD

The Browns are just never-forgetting 9/11 by going after the wrong guy.