boy you got that right

The 2022 World Cup is built on the backs of petroleum and slave labor, so the US should boycott it anyway and neatly avoid another qualifying embarrassment.  Problem solved.

Draftees will receive celebratory meal from

I saw on one of those flight tracking sites that Dan’s private jet was making a trip to South Carolina!

Rowell is like some Ptolemaic astronomer who’s passionately devoted to a stationary Earth while everybody else is saying hey, Copernicus has a really good and much simpler model where the Earth orbits the sun. But Rowell can’t bear to see his life’s work of humping the stationary earth model be superseded so he’s…

this is basically Idle Hands, but with a spleen

this is what happens when you send Amelia Bedelia to steal iPads

I bet it starts with “I BEG your PARDON, but...”

It was a very good match, a reminder of the halcyon days of Mark Brunell, speaking of lending money

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

Lakers bad news gives me a stress reaction.... in my pants!

Jason Rantz is both his name and his job, uncanny

are you inviting the Presidents of the United States of America

just glad to read an article about fucking with Minor that’s not about Alan Dershowitz

5 Throwgasms for a Lions game? Unless they’re bringing back Barry Sanders and unmasking former fan ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER I don’t see it.

you know what’s a shame is that among the “Chris + Ivy League College” guys, Chris Cornell and Chris Penn are both dead but somehow Chris Brown is not

unless the alumnus is Peter North, he’s stealing that bit

he is suing a cow for Chrissake

not sure I like the glass-half-empty rebrand of LRSG, Lauren

TIL people are still naming their kid Attila