Hey, a scam from New York, whodathunkit?! Also the guy behind it should be first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Dave Stewart fucking owned Roger Clemens to the point where Roger came out for a playoff game wearing absurd eyeblack and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle doohickeys to keep his shoelaces tied to show his INTENSITY and then got ejected in the second inning after blowing up at a bad call. Christ, what an asshole.

Hoodie Markelle > Hoodie Melo

#88 is pretty high for a locker room Čančar 

I’m old enough to remember when this sort of filth happened to the Astros

like Loyola Marymount, NBA needs to kill the gathers

meanwhile the Orlando Magic are circumventing the salary cap and screwing their first-round pick to deafening silence from the league

nvm

Saban’s humorless hyper-competence follows in the footsteps of Bear Bryant as modern day versions of the generals that Alabama didn’t have during the Civil War

will they make him turn in his knife

that’ll do, Cage

“If you lie about the program, people don’t like it. That’s wild.”

now they take it worse than INXS fans

[extremely Arlo White voice] a cheeky finish

A) Good

+1 dollar to buy that

I thought “Austin Hays” described the air at Matthew McConnaughey’s house

it’s the courtroom scene from A Few Good Men only without good men

I hope his crosstown gym membership didn’t expire, it’d be sad if he had to pay a new entrance fee

the Yankees said he’d play a role dis year, so he did