The starting pitching gets a lot of attention but the collapse of the offense has been absurd.

I’ve mentioned it before, but I would start being concerned about their ability to make noise in the series the longer the ALCS goes on. The Tigers twice swept the ALCS in Leyland’s tenure, and both times they were subjected to long layoffs while the NLCS went to 6/7 games, and they got too rusty from the long layoff w…

Fans might take the game more seriously if it weren’t being called Snyder-Man: Homecoming

It looked like some kind of, I don’t know, fire drill perhaps?

All hail the real Banksy

Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football. At a basic level you understand what it’s trying to do, but in the end it’s just confusion and embarrassment for everything involved. 

So who’s going to be the scapegoat for Cardinals fans? My money is on Dexter Fowler, former Cub and admitted person of color.

So that’s where Jonas Gray disappeared to? I just assumed Belichick had him garrotted by Dante Scarnecchia after he showed up on the cover of Sports Illustrated

the five phases of Guys

Pretty on-brand for the Rockets not to defend anything.

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

The real miracle is that they never called up Tim Tebow, who remained injured like a normal person & didn’t have magical healing powers after all.

Endorsements help educate consumers, and sham endorsements short circuit that process. For example, I was once a State Farm customer, because family is important to me and it came through how important family was to the Paul twins (Chris and Cliff). But I switched to Nationwide because I value creativity, and the…

This time Bordeaux were the club Neymar had to rescue PSG from, and he did so just in time:

well the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree...

Word on the street is his spleen killed a man in Reno, just to see him die.

I am a doctor and can confirm that the spleen has a reputation for being a bit of a maverick

My money is on the Apple Dumpling Gang

tell me more about this “North Florida culture”