The same place as anyone down on their luck with nothing left to lose, VEGAS BABY.

Tell the Starland Vocal Band that.

If you are that concerned with safety, don’t have fireworks or football at all.

They should have told the Kent State administration to fuck off and kept playing. I mean, what are they gonna do about it, call in the National Guard?

I’ve always loved Rafa but was very impressed with Medvedev. Though he looked like he was going to pass out any minute, he just plowed through. It’s always a nice surprise when you think the match will be quick and straightforward, and then you get an epic full of lengthy rally’s. 

You know how they name diseases after famous people that had them? (ALS is “Lou Gehrig’s disease.” I’m pretty sure AIDS is named after Tom AIDS, the guy who had sex with that monkey.)

Derrius can handle those 12.

Browns fans have tempered expectations down to only going 15-1.

Tanking is like taking a Greyhound bus cross-country. Sure, it may eventually get you to the Gawker offices where you want to go, but it’s got a busted toilet with a bathroom door that won’t stay closed messy and unpleasant and uncomfortable, there’s a one-eyed sailor named Georgio who cleans his toenails with a…

I’m pretty stoked my letter made it in this time.

You’re a fucking cunt to run your mouth about a legend. Fuck you bitch. You’re nothing without someone to talk about. Come see me.

It is, however, Coal Cracker country (especially in the northeast and southwest).

I only clicked on this article because I thought there would be babies eaten. 

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

Maybe people are just boycotting the idea of paying the equivalent of $50 an hour to ride a stationary bike.

you can see why they figured nothing would happen. previous events like this just bought the companies in question a second or two of publicity. Captain Marvel didn’t see a blip from the people screaming about how it was anti-men, Chik-Fil-A saw nothing meaningful from the backlash to their anti-gay shit, and the…

Or just put a bear in the stands. A bear will keep order!

she’ll be rouxing all of the missed chances

...nice people don’t ask for free drinks.