I knew three day old dog shit, and you Federer are no three day old dog shit.

Mario Van Peebles ugh. I almost want to give him a little credit for New Jack City ( he directed) but watching it recently it does not hold up. 

What dipshit thought that DAZN is a good name for something NBDY is interested in? 

The Asian

You had to bring Clinton into this, didn’t you?

Strategic kitten reserves are a staple of any good party.

Your problem is that you have a competitive relationship with the turkey. You and the turkey should be teammates on Thanksgiving, not adversaries. 

Look, I have to say that Dan Snyder being a visionary is undeniable. Did everyone forget the rendering of the proposed stadium included a moat for surfing?? VISIONARY CONFIRMED. You don’t have to come up with unique ideas that are necessarily good to be a visionary. 

Everybody talks about the pass interference play against the Saints. Sean McVay should be thanking those refs everyday for not obliterating the memory of what the Rams did on the previous drive. The Rams started at their own 9. They used about 6 minutes of the clock to drive all the way to New Orleans 1 yard line.…

You realize that would leave us with the Patriots and.....Eli?

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

Help me, Wanda. Help, help me, Wanda.

My wife doesn’t find most of the things I show her to be funny, but she sure did laugh at that. Those Jeep commercials broke her, she wants to see Jeremy Renner crash and burn now. Frankly, I kinda do too and the man has done absolutely nothing to deserve such spite, except follow his dreams. But I’ll be god damned if…

I feel bad for the guy. The GM is the one making these trades. They’re collecting a lot of picks for these trades but we all know that means this season is a wash. Not that anyone should expect the Dolphins to make good decisions with those draft picks. I mean, we’ve all seen them play over the last twenty some-odd yea…

Surprised he could even answer. I couldn’t speak clearly for a week after having my Tunsils removed.

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

Exactly!

In the mob it is known as “kicking up” or “paying tribute”.

Is the cherry pie actually famous

So many...but the two that stick out: