The first time I ever got drunk was with some guys on my junior high hockey team the night before a game. Being the sophisticates we were we got just destroyed on Gin + Orange Juice and shots of Ouzo. Why we thought this would be a good idea the night before a 7 AM game would be anyone’s guess but I figured I would be…

Intramural indoor soccer in college. I was playing goalie, because I stopped playing soccer when I was 7 and have absolutely no footskills. I don’t remember why the ball was so high in the air, but it was, and I severely misjudged the bounce. I tracked it down running back towards my own goal, like a center fielder…

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

None of the Above.

Luis is correct. The chances of being able to get fouled in an NBA game make it the easiest to accomplish.

BMW powered Subaru? I don’t know if I could bring myself to start vaping and stop signalling. Too much change for me. Oh, and the $15,000 asking price is $10,000 too high.

CP.

“Wow hey, these guys are EXCITING! Too bad half of them would punch my grandma in the face!”

Be careful, Jadeveon. Rumor has it, dolphins don’t always return the favor asking for consent.

He is literally the Lord of Dogtown 

Vinny Testaverde waits by the rotary phone.

That’s the excuse, anyway.  

Stupid game my brain just played with me: what would John Sterling’s call for an Aquino homerun be? So far I’ve got:

+3 socialist mayors

all the honeys getting money breading chicken for dummies 

I had a vodka-soda in the can once.  Gets you buzzed fast, but it makes a mess. 

It makes sense, pitching is like catching but just doing everything in reverse.

First game I ever saw live was at Bury. It was a 0-0 draw against Swindon that my dad rates as one of the worst matches he’s even been at.

They win the title last year if EDD has two healthy legs in the playoffs

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

This is the most wonderful thing ever filmed.